It’s a thought we weren’t willing to accept, but now there is no denying. SpoCats hate elections. They’re un-American, freedom-hating creatures of doom. We learned that during the August primary.
Inge, one-half of the menacing duo, had previously expressed rage and ripped up the ballot like it was a flirtatious squirrel. Just today we found her taking her pent-up anger out on the state issued voter’s guide.
Inge says the system is whack and needs change.
“Meow. Meoow. Meoooooooooooow. Merooow. Mrow. Meow,” Inge meowed, but declined to explain further.
Mishe was unavailable for comment.
Nicole Hensley is a reporter at The Spokesman Review.