I should write movie plot teases for a living

I’m writing a quick event preview for a showing of Alien happening tomorrow at the Magic Lantern Theater. Here’s my plot description for the upcoming movie Prometheus:
Scientists discover a “star map” leading to a planet of an advanced humanoid civilization. Of course Weyland Corp. funds the adventure and everyone has a whale of a time trying to avoid certain death.
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